Jerseyitis

What is Jerseyitis?


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Mental disorder resulting from living in New Jersey for way too long; characterized by a strongly depressed demeanor, negative disposition about everything, and a general malaise of pessimism about future events.

A downhill spiral attitude in which one believes one is living in dystopia - prompted by the fact that one lives in New Jersey, where nobody smiles.

Joey: "This concert probably won't be that good. I doubt it will be worth it"

Jimmy: "Dude, what do you have Jerseyitis, this concert at PNC Bank Art Center's gonna rock."

See jersey, depression, new jersey, depressed, downer, malaise, pessimism, new york, jersey shore, jersey girl, happy, content, boring, disposition, mental disorder, negative, dystopia


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