Jerusalem Titties

What is Jerusalem Titties?


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a semi fat bitch with tits that don't come out further than her gut and thinks she's the hottest looking bitch ever. her titties are not real titties, they are two lumps created by fatness. also must have medium to darker skin, resembling that of mexicans and jerusalems.

guy 1: look at that bitches titty-do!

guy 2: yeah, she got them jerusalem titties for real, makes her look like alfred hitchcocks silhouette.

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