Jes

What is Jes?


1.

- n. a nickname for a girl that is very cute, possibly one you want to bang.

- v. another word for blitz or dump, when a skateboarder falls off his or her board in a rather painful fashion.

- "Hey girl did i ever tell you how much of a jes you are?"

- "Dude! did you see me back there? i totally jesed!"

See jess, hot, sex, bang, cute

2.

An excited way of saying Yes, in a very spanish immigrant accent.

Jes, Jes, Rice and Beans.

3.

Jes is a boys or mens name.

Sometimes related to the Danish newshost and journalist, Jes Dorph-Petersen.

Someone who's usually strongly oppinunated.

Not to be confused with a way of saying "Yes" or shorting down a name.

"We're going to do a microphone check, Jes."

"Don't eat the cat's food, Jes!!"

See jes, person, boy, man, dude, name, names

4.

A person who enjoys stealing, killing, and burning a person's stuffed seal, like she did to mine

That bitch just totaly jesed in her back yard!

See seal, person, killer, theif, murder

5.

1. A very fat person.

2. A unit of measurment

man, that bitch was like two jes's. What a fat cow.

See fat, cow, jes, jess, jessica


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