Jess Adams Edit Meaning

1. an extremely large gentleman from Whickam, tyne and wear whom bares a strong resemblance to postman pat and spends the morning striding ..

1. The act of being so severely owned, that other parties witnessing will uncontrollably laugh at the owned/ coafed individual. pronounced..

1. When a man masturbates inside a condom to avoid making a mess. I had a nice patty wank last night and NO cleanup... :) See masterbate,..