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an obsessive record collector.
I couldnt get near the record bins because there were too many vinyl perverts in the way..
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When you are about to engage in sex with someone who is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholesit is the act of taking their shirt..
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a person that queefs while on top of your boyfriend while he's eating a peanut butter and fish sandwich your mother made him after..