Jesse Ventura

What is Jesse Ventura?


1.

former pro wresler, former MinnesotaGovernor. Election in 1998 "shocked the world". Prone to inflated self-importance and hypocrisy as he blames media jackals for criticizing him one day and appears on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno the next.

aka The Body, The Mind

I'm going to vote for Jesse Ventura just so I can get one of those "My Governor can beat up your Governor bumper stickers." Screw voting for the best candidate.

2.

A Bad Ass Son of a Gun who took Elisabeth Hasselbeck back to elementary school on The View and closed out his View appearance by stating "You give me 1 hour with Dick Cheney and I'll have him confessing to the Sharon Tate murder"

When I grow up I wanna be Jesse Ventura so that I kick some serious ass!!

Jesse Ventura will kick Chuck Norris'ass

See nemesis, chuck norris, bad ass, kick ass, navy seal

3.

Jesse "The Half-Body" Ventura. This s in reference to Jesse's physique during his wrestling years. All upper-body no legs, a classic beginner boody builder mistake.

And in this corner, weighing in at 265lbs.. and sporting the dis-proportional upper torso, Jesse "The Half-Body" Ventura!!!


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