Jessica Alba

What is Jessica Alba?


1.

(1)a female with both looks and brains, but doesn't have to use them to attain popularity; the opposite of a paris hilton

(2)a attractive multi-racial female, also known as a dark angel. Similar term: halle berry

Tammi is definitely a jessica alba; she will come out on top in any situation.

2.

By far, one of the most attractive women that have blessed the earth. At the tender age of 12, she was cast on to the movie "Camp Nowhere". Eventually, within time, she landed roles on the short-lived Dark Angel (2 seasons aired) and had become one famous attractive lady. In the year of 2003, she was cast in the hip-hop dance flick "Honey", which in my honest opinion, you should only watch because Jessica Alba is in it. Everything else pretty much sucks. More recently, she has done Sin City and Fantastic Four in which many more men have begun to savor the lust of Jessica Alba. From what has been portrayed in magazines, Jessica Alba is a very sweet, caring girl that stands on her own two feet and does what she wants.

If I may also add, from such a disappointment as Honey (it was sure to ruin her carreer) Ms. Alba had recovered from the wreck, which is a very hard, if not hardest task to accomplish in all the abundance of Hollywood there is. So if you're reading this, Ms. Alba, my props go out to you.

George: HOLY COW BILL! If I ever meet Jessica Alba, I would gently kiss her on the cheek.

Bill: Are you serious? That's it? Knowing all these perverted 10-18 year old boys, I'd figure you'd do a whole lot more. I guess that makes you a GENTLEMAN.

3.

the hottest girl in the world!!!

oh my god its jessica alba!!!

4.

The most Perfect Woman in the World. Created with Sugar, Spice, and everything Nice. Like the powerpuff girls.

"dude..if Jessica Alba ever got within 10 feet of me..i would do her right then and there."

5.

Ridiculously good-looking actress that would make a priest reach for the Kleenex.

See Giggedy giggedy giggedy.

Jessica Alba is too hot for words.

See alba, dark angel, sin city, Snake

6.

A B-List Hollywood actress who spends 60% of her time frying on the beach; 20% of her time walking around with an "I'm too good for everyone else" expression while paparazzi snap away; and the remaining 20% on deciding what new flip flops to buy to add to her collection of 500.

I'm Jessica Alba, I can get away with being a total bitch off camera b/c I'm like totally the hottest thing ever to have ever graced the earth...

See jessica alba, alba, jessica, bitch, ja

7.

An overly paid so-called actress who's good looks overcompensates for her mediocre (hmmm....that's putting it mildly) acting skills. Someone with absolutely no other talent besides looking good.

Have you seen Jessica Alba's new movie? Her performance was like watching a train wreck.

See mediocre, poor, inferior, train wreck


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