What is Jessica Mireles?
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a sexually transmitted disease that one catches from having sex with the aformentioned bitch.
-''Did you have sex with jessica mireles last night??"
--''Yeah, and i caught it."
-"i have the JESSICA MIRELES"
--"Ooo... you know that's incurable... like aids"
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Random Words:
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The act of ass-fucking someone with a hand puppet.
I gave the dumb bitch a muddy funhouse and took her food stamps.
See puppet, muddy,..
1.
Expression of much shock.
Person: omfg, Matthew Lush dyed his hair blonde >.<
Me: zomgarrzXOzz.
See shock, webspeak, zomg, omfg..