What is Jessica Rowe?
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a middle aged blonde woman who used to host the TODAY show with karl stefanovic. all she did was laugh and it drove people insane. she had her 30 seconds of dignity on dancing with the stars. she married peter overton and they had a little girl together. she's been on every bloody station in australia. right now she'll ocassionally read channel seven news if she's not too busy laughing her head off
Karl: "welcome back to the TODAY show, right now, we'll be talking to a father of two who almost died in a house fire."
Jessica Rowe: "hahaha ha ha ha"
Karl: "Come on jess, this is serious"
Jessica Rowe: "haha"
Karl: "grrr"
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An event that is so awesome that Jesus Christ would poop his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
See also: Jesus Ho..
