Jessica Simpson Moment Edit Meaning

1. A guy who's so stuck up his wife's cooch that he can't wipe his own ass without permission "The bar? Hold on, dude...

1. An extremely large or bulbous head. I tried, in vain, to buy my girlfriend a new hat for her birthday. Apparently hats do not come in s..

1. Nice titties on an under age girl. "Dude! Check out her Olson twins! I'd bang that jail-bait any day!" See olson twins,..