Jessica's Mountain

What is Jessica's Mountain?


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The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.

austin: dude do you have a boner?

josh: no man. that's just my jessica's mountain.

See boner, erection, pants, zipper, crotch, jessicas mountain


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