Jess'n'patrimony

What is Jess'n'patrimony?

When you are as happy in a relationship, and so close that it becomes almost a marriage.

Named after Jess and Pat, the most married unmarried people in Australia.

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It's a state of Holy Jess'n'Patrimony

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