Jesssparks

What is Jesssparks?


1.

An ignorant slut.

A Jesssparks has been known to behave similar to an armadillo. It rolls around on its back twitching and making high-pitched noises. The creature is quite obnoxious and the best way to silence it is to spray it with hornet and wasp killer.

Girl: "Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica"

Guy: "God, you're being such a Jesssparks"

Girl: "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

See dwight, armadillo


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