Jessup

What is Jessup?


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1. (n.)

A town in North Eastern Pensylvania ( NEPA)-- near Scranton, Carbondale, and relatively close to Wilkes Barre.

A town where the people get creepily involved with 'holidays' that involve getting sloshedand carrying weird-looking statues of saints that nobody's heard of up and down hills.

The only other place in the world to hold SAINT UBALDO DAY aside from Gubbio, Italy.

A town where nobody uses proper grammar, and everyone talks like they're retarded.

1. "Lets go to da Jessup ta pick up dem der Ubaldo Statues."

See carbondale, scranton, stupid

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The place where you and your friends hang out most.

Hey man meet me at the jessup for lunch!


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