Jesuness

What is Jesuness?


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The business of spreading the Gospel and saving souls (for a profit, of course.) Business practice made popular by such personalities as Jerry Falwell, Jesse Jackson, Oral Roberts and other charismatic con-men with shiny suits and big hair.

Gay scandals and natural disasters are good for jesuness.

See jesus, god, con, wealth, scam, preacher, minister


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