What is Jesuness?
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The business of spreading the Gospel and saving souls (for a profit, of course.) Business practice made popular by such personalities as Jerry Falwell, Jesse Jackson, Oral Roberts and other charismatic con-men with shiny suits and big hair.
Gay scandals and natural disasters are good for jesuness.
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To Dakota a situation, to be redundant and several seconds late.
Dude, you are so Dakota-ing this joke and therefore making it no longe..
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extreamly bad diarhea, symptoms ranging from the squirts, to actual blood comeing out your rectum.
a perfectly good excuse to skip work..