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To slap a girl across the face with your well endowed johnson
Hey... She is into the rough stuff! She likes me to give her the "s..
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Zenification is a fancy word for molding your life to achieve zen, the inner peace.
When I started the zenification process I was unawa..
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the anniversary of the day your divorce becomes legally finalized.
Let's go out and celebrate my divorceaversary with a whole lot ..
