Jesus Bagel

What is Jesus Bagel?

A representation of Jesus, chewed by one person, then passed on to the next, in a spreading of the holy spirit.

Become a Christian, eat a Jesus Bagel:

non-christian1: I need Jesus, lets eat this bagel (jesus) Wow, Jesus tastes good. Here, have some Jesus. *spits it out and passes it to next person*

non-christian2: wow, Jesus does taste good. Partake my brother, partake. *spits it out and passes it to next person*

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