What is Jesus Bagel?
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A representation of Jesus, chewed by one person, then passed on to the next, in a spreading of the holy spirit.
Become a Christian, eat a Jesus Bagel:
non-christian1: I need Jesus, lets eat this bagel (jesus) Wow, Jesus tastes good. Here, have some Jesus. *spits it out and passes it to next person*
non-christian2: wow, Jesus does taste good. Partake my brother, partake. *spits it out and passes it to next person*
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Spending time with or going on a date with your significant other/spouse.
I can't hang out tonight. I'm cupcakin' it.
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A person with a sexual fixation involving vomiting, being vomited on or eating vomit (their's or someone else's).
Fred got of..
