What is Jesus Beaver?
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Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.
Ever.
Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
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Similar to Butt Pirate and Rump Ranger but it could go for both sex.
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one who is a faggot. or acts like one.
yo man, that kid is faggolicious!
See fag, faggot, fagg, fuck, faggo..