What is Jesus Beaver?
1.
Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.
Ever.
Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
See
Random Words:
1.
A highly addicting browser based online game
that requires great strategy and lots of time.
Guy 1:Dude have you heard of a game called..
1.
When you say "mother fucker" on live TV, its recorded... and obvious to everyone... yet you sware you said "mother sucker..
