Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

See jesus, beaver, pussy, god, religion, girl, girls, cockblock, cock block, sex

Number Five

1. when Jeff Maine sits on the toilet and bloody diarrhea pours out of his ass I don't feel so good, I just had number five. -Jeff Ma..

Yo Chee

1. a chigger (chinese nigger) trying to say, "yo g" as in "yo gangster" yo chee i fuh in kih ya in a pee peeh! (yo g ..

Zero Honor

1. See "Zero Balls" Zero honor is also known as zero balls, since they are a failure no honor crashing clan See zero, honor, ba..

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