What is Jesus Beaver?
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Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.
Ever.
Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
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An uneducated way of saying "educational" by adding " ma" in between.
" The Simpsons" is edumacational.
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The Extermination of one or more universes (including parallels & multi-verses)
It is occasionally practiced by scientific geniuses..