What is Jesus Beaver?
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Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.
Ever.
Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
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The undeniable cause for morning breath. A screeching monkey that spends it's nighttime hours visiting households around the world..
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(un-flav-a-mu-ble) Noun,
1.Unbelievable,Bullshit, unfair
1. That is Unphlavamable!!!
2. That was an unphlavamable advantage.
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