What is Jesus Beaver?
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Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.
Ever.
Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
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somebody who sucks at life and everything else.
wow, this guy is horrible at this, he's a concrete sphere.
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r&b music that ain't played on the gay radio. Music you have to find out on your own.
REAL MUSIC.
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