Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

See jesus, beaver, pussy, god, religion, girl, girls, cockblock, cock block, sex

Zoogmafoid

1. the language aliens from jupiter speak. The aliens from Jupiter are speaking zoogmafoid! See foreign, lazy, angry, weird, strange..

Mowe

1. To eat a large quantity of food... Dude I'm so stoned I'm gonna fucking mowe a Sourdough Jack, curly fries, and bacon cheddar..

Ryokolution

1. Prophesied time in which the l33t Asian skillz of Ryoko shall reign supreme. Gah! THE RYOKOLUTION IS UPON US! See Satori 2. The time..

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