What is Jesus Beaver?
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Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.
Ever.
Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
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Litterally: states of confusion
Figuratively: the USA...that should have been obvious.
"Me gusta mucho viviendo en Los Estados Co..
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when you rofl over a datsun
or your just oddd
you have a datsun
rolfDATSUN
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Hobosexuels live on the street and can often be found sleeping on benches with newspaper hats on. These class of people are called hobos..