Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

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Shetto

1. Shitty & Ghetto. Or In the middle of a shitty place thats ghetto like. Knotts Scarry Farm! or even getting caught in the middle of ..

Quandy

1. A quick hand job Hey Emily we don't have much time before your parents get home...how about a quandy? See sex, hand job, oral, fu..

Yottasecond

1. The largest multiple of a second that is measurable. It's about 10000000000000000000000000 seconds. Yottasecond is the largest mul..

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