Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

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Luminaire

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Unhomor

1. not homor. excessively not homor one who is dotflamo is unhomor See daniel..

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