Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

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Zmrd

1. Czech for asshole (US) or cunt (UK) Ty jses ale zmrd! You are such a cunt! See kurva, curak, pica..

3/5

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Pigfarts

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