Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

See jesus, beaver, pussy, god, religion, girl, girls, cockblock, cock block, sex

Griffined

1. a term for getting jizzed on, or getting screwed, in a way that sounds appropriate so you can say it anywhere. Your girlfriend is sucki..

Like A Hungry Dog Going After A Bologna Sandwich

1. To attack fevorishly. When Sister Teresa got out of the convent she kissed Robert like a hungry dog going after a bologna sandwich. Se..

Non Jovi

1. Bad thing, when something's not good, not Bon Jovi Ah shit, that exam was so non-jovi 2. An inside joke of Rockton/Roscoe/Rockfo..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Jesus Beaver Edit Meaning