Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

See jesus, beaver, pussy, god, religion, girl, girls, cockblock, cock block, sex

Liarson

1. People that sabotage relationships in hope of being together. Bitchy liarson has ruined us! See jiz, liason, gh, liarson..

Umpad

1. A padding sentence used as a replacement for 'Um'. Light Umpads include: "Yeah" and "Well" Medium Umpad..

Sucking Off My Donkey

1. When you get loads of headshots from a noob on a very simple game Today you're going to be so sucking off my donkey on this game ..

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