Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

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Novelesque

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Rushed The Mound

1. Using the standard 'bases' of sexual advancement... rushing the mound refers to "forgetting the other actions/activities..

Ictu

1. A acronym used to show complete superiority over another person. The acronym stands for I-I C-can T-take U-you This "phrase&qu..

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