Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

See jesus, beaver, pussy, god, religion, girl, girls, cockblock, cock block, sex

Church Game

1. Acting prim and proper to eventually get in a "nice" girls pants. Tim sent a text to Miranda that he should be on his church ..

4 By 2

1. Cockney (London) rhyming slang for a Jew He's a proper 4 by 2 See jew, slur, 4, 2, slang, cockney..

C=lyte

1. verb. meaning:A unique Person Who Is Fly And Wears All Stylish Clothes You Is C=Lyte Today,i love how you be wearing all kind s of gear..

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