What is Jesus Beaver?
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Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.
Ever.
Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
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The act of placing ones nut sack in the open mouth of another individual. This action is then followed by the repeated removal and re-in..
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A way of representing gay or anal sex.
Peter: What'd you do last night?
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Peter: O I C.
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The deathbed of old people. They check in, they never check out. Before they finally draw their last breath, they are required to live a..
