What is Jesus Beaver?
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Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.
Ever.
Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
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When two heterosexual guys go out to a bar or club and get drunk by themselves. No women are involved in any part of this exercise. This..
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Term for someone who is considered to be a good sexual partner by females. Made infamous by Jay and silent Bob.
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