Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

See jesus, beaver, pussy, god, religion, girl, girls, cockblock, cock block, sex

Lubanski

1. when a significant other rubs fecal matter on your chest as an act of pleasure "Yo, she totally gave me a Lubanski last night. Wor..

Chogosu

1. Of the higher originated hand. A prefix added before Gosu meaning higher in Han-gul That guys Zergling control is Gosu but only a chogo..

Vampire Vision

1. When, right after getting up, you are blinded by bright light from the T.V, fridge, etc. God my mom came in to wake me up and turned my..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Jesus Beaver Edit Meaning