Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

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Xityuortie

1. Using random letters in a sentence or phrase "Stop using xityuortie!"..

Unshotgun

1. 1. To exit the front passenger seat of a vehicle. 2. To be denied access to the front passenger seat of a vehicle. 1. She unshotgunned..

Kurtistunnski

1. See: Fag THAT KID IS SUCH A KurtisTunnski See dumb, stupid, glasses, nerd, stalker..

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