Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

See jesus, beaver, pussy, god, religion, girl, girls, cockblock, cock block, sex

Zedonkey

1. A mix between a Zebra and a Donkey That animal is called a Zedonkey. See okapi, zebra, donkey, animal, mammal..

Quilburto

1. a tasty invisible taco witch is spicy and delicious That quilburto was kickass pass me another! See Jim 1. a tasty invisible taco wi..

Oscar Ayala

1. Capitalist bastard. Often has strong views against abortions, health insurance and anything good for the US. Likes to bomb places and ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Jesus Beaver Edit Meaning