What is Jesus Beaver?
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Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.
Ever.
Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
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to be a republican or have (some or many) republican thoughts
Tom: Bob is sounding so conservative
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the simultanious observation of an accident and the angry response to it.
Like when you are pouring fresh milked and wood stove pasturi..
