What is Jesus Beaver?
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Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.
Ever.
Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
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1) Giving head...to a small willy.
2) Something you say to somebody when they have annoyed you
1)Jessica sucks large amounts of weener..
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Those little tassel-like things that guys wear
when they are light in their loafers.
He was so light in his loafers that he had to wea..
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Hung like a poodle. A man with a tiny penis.
Hey Van Millimeter, water's cold today, ey buddy?
Tina said Dave's got a serio..
