Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

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Ariarch

1. like pink sock, but during sex a male produces 'pink sock' and the female sucks on it untill blood is produced, or the female ..

Red Hair

1. A very beautiful hair color on woman. A very ugly hair color on men. Girls with red hair are very pretty. Men with read hair is prett..

Glasstard

1. Someone who is a bastard and is also made of glass, like the Kool Aid Man OH YEAH!!! Don't touch me you drink. You glass bitch, y..

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