What is Jesus Beaver?
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Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.
Ever.
Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
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The act of being keyboard-retarded
LuMpKiN: god i cant type
Nero: you're qwertarded
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Nero: so..
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a slang term used to describe a smokin hot girl at a saloon or tavern.
Hey..Vodka Rocks, what'ya say you and me get nipple to nipp..
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This move requires the active participation of you, a camera, one unconscious individual, and a damned good friend. Pull your pants down..
