Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

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Rombro

1. to fart, enjoy it, and talk about it a lot. god damn it smells like ass in here, oh look theres rombro. See blow ass, poop, poot, fart..

Flaid

1. The combination of flannel and plaid. Worn by math geeks only. This flaid won't do, there's no room for my pocket protector...

Ixiation

1. An all-powerful hero, a symbol of courage, power, and light. Look at that man, risking his life to protect her;He's one Ixiation, ..

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