Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

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Zqx

1. weird;out of the ordinary the letters z,q,and x are all uncommon pronounced: zeequix Dude, that chick is waaaaay zqx. See freak, dor..

Marcalafuels

1. a synonym of Bullshit, kind of like malarkey Austin: Fuck! i forgot our poster for the presentation. Justin: Wow, that's a load o..

Bms

1. An abreviation for "Bite My Sac!". Guy1: Hey, You're dumb... Guy2: Oh yeah? Well, BMS!!! Guy1: <crying> 2. Bit..

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