Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

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Optical Illusion

1. seeing things differently than they actually are I saw an optical illusion when I was drugged up from my root canal. See gie 2. Some..

Zombling

1. the act or process of jumbling or stammer-stepping such as a zombie would. His drunken zombling gave me a chuckle. See zombies, zombli..

Jizzitation

1. when ur guy jizzes on a girls titty during sexual relations and looks like she lactated. "i thought i was lactating Nancy! then he..

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