Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

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Front

1. Put on a fake or false personality; not keeping it real. Don't front. 2. The act of acting like you are somebody else. To think..

Head Up Your Ass

1. 1. The condition of being absolutely oblivious to surroundings 2. Acting like an asshole 1. "You didn't know the pope died? Y..

Army Of Ninjas

1. Irrational fear or paranoia. "I don't know why you have a password on your screen saver, Bob. It's not like there's..

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