Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

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Qaiser

1. very attractive person, with a nice arse. hey check out a Qaiser, damn. btw my name isnt qaiser im not that vain See kes, kessa, kwaz ..

Jerf-ball

1. A nerf ball thats been jacked off on and used to be thrown on a kid. i totally threw that jerf-ball on that gay kid Timmy. See jerf, j..

Quabbing A Twab

1. When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head ..

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