Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

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Laminated

1. To keep it tight 'My lyics are so tight that I keep them laminated' 2. To be severely intoxicated to the extent of pissing ..

Dr G

1. Someone who blazes a lot of weed, and is notorious for it. blazer stoner pothead stoner Regular Weed dealer: "Bangers is dr g"..

Chrome Machine

1. Refers to the weapon we call gun Ayo, son, the chrome machine will delete, right here from your dome to your feet! So watch your tone. ..

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