Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

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Vanker

1. Wanker with a german accent. But I use it in chat rooms to get away with saying wanker without it getting filtered. Guy - Up Urs Vanker..

Queen Kong

1. A technical slang term for a fat woman. (entering Fernando's room) Jorge: So essay, what have you been up... *notices his friend ..

Rick Special

1. After having sex, remove the condom, grab the tip of the condom with your thumb and forefinger, Pull back on the other end of the condom..

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