Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

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J-pop/rock

1. A genre of Japanese (hence the "J") music that incorporates characteristics of both J-rock and J-pop. Similar to " Pop Ro..

End Piece

1. It is the end and the DRYEST part of the bread. You eat bread when you are punished - You eat the end piece of the bread when you are se..

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