Jesus Beaver

What is Jesus Beaver?

Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.

Ever.

Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"

John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"

Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."

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Asswinch

1. The act of having to use a winchto get your dick out of somebody's ass. Typical in daily gay interactions. "Damn, yesterday I..

Zeeked

1. a shitty ass haircut yo ob, your bitchass just got zeeked See haircut, shit, crap, ass, poo 2. happy/exited "Im so zeeked that..

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