What is Jesus Beaver?
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Obnoxiously innocent, highly religious and curious girls who flirt incessantly, but don't ever, ever put out.
Ever.
Joe: "Hey John did you see Courtney over there kissing Kelly?"
John: "Yea man, they're horny as shit, and thats why I'm here!"
Joe: "Good luck man, thats some Jesus Beaver right there. You don't have a chance."
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word exclaimd after witnessing some thing cool
aux=ck as you girlfriend masturbating
girl- hey can i suck your dick guy- freaking meow..
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A baboon that eats extremely small penises. See pebis.
Don't let the pebis monkey out of its cage, it might attack that asian man..
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Stately residence of Sir Helm. An igneous rock formation just off the coast of antarctica, it has only one form of wildlife - the grot. ..
