What is Jesus Brick?
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If someone says something stupid or does something ridiculously awful, Jesus throws a brick at you with a note tied to it "from: Jesus"
The brick can fly around until it has stricken down its target. This phrase is ok to use if you don't believe in Jesus.
Girl - "Look, reindeer!!!!"
Boy - "Jesus brick! Those are cows!"
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Random Words:
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a person who plays tetris for hours on end, and enjoys it.
you lost AGAIN!? and you call yourself a tetrohedian..... 
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The opposite of bitch-slap. Performed exclusively by women, the object is to break a nose.
Get away from me or I'll dude-punch you..