Jesus Burrito

What is Jesus Burrito?


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1. a theoretical burrito that Jesus Christ makes so hot that even he himself cannot eat it (usually said to be microwaved).

2. any burrito that is so hot that it can't be eaten by a mortal human (although Jesus probably could).

3. A burrito that is so hot it makes you see Jesus.

4. Archaic: A burrito that is so hot that it burns the sin right outta ya.

"Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?" -Homer Simpson

Ouch! That's a Jesus burrito! Es muy caliente!

See jesus, burrito, satan burger, hot, caliente

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A Burrito made by Jesus. The holiest burrito known to man. Also see Moses Taco.

"Man, eating a Jesus Burrito is like going to church everyday for a month straight and then getting really bad gas."


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