Jesus Camp

What is Jesus Camp?


1.

Christian camps and retreats. Usually very fundamentalist and scarry, with the ultimate goal of brainwashing everyone into christian conformity.

My mom sent me to jesus camp, but I got sent home early for not conforming quickly enough.

2.

A fun place to abandon your kids for the summer. Activities include: Religious and political brainwashing, Idol worship (mainly cardboard cut-outs of George W. Bush), crying, and mumbling incoherently.

*Warning: If your child suffers from Epilepsy, his seizures may be mistaken for being "possessed by the Holy Ghost."

My child's mind and body was molested at Jesus Camp.

See jesus, satan, brainwashing, intolerance, bible, camp, pedophilia


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