What is Jesus Christ?
1.
The name Bill Cosby thought was his growing up. He thought his brothers name was "God Dammit".
According to Cosby's classic stand-up routine, his father would always yell at him and his brother.
Something like: "Jesus Christ, it's raining, get in here. God Dammit, you get in here too.".
But then one day he was playing in the yard alone and his father called him: "God Dammit, quit making such a racket!" Bill just stood there looking around for his brother. "God Dammit didn't you hear me?" yelled his father to which Bill replied, "But dad, I'm Jesus Christ!"
Jesus Christ, the
Simpsons are killing us in the ratings! God Dammit we're being forced into cancellation because of a stupid cartoon!
2.
The “Prince of Peace” in whose name countless have been slaughtered.
Jesus Christ: the poem.
Jesus.
The savior.
The light of the world.
The big cheese up in the sky.
Who was nailed to a cross, so we wouldn’t die.
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3.
Jesus, a mistranslation of the hebrew name Yeshua and Christ, translated from the Greek word Cristos, a translation of the Hebrew Meshiach, or as we say in English "Messiah".
Jesus Christ is the annointed one, the Messiah, Cristos.
4.
1)The second most important figure (next to
2)An exclamation of anger. According to Christianity, you aren't supposed to say the Lord's name is vain, so it's considered by some to be a swear word.
1)When we went to Church on Sunday, the priest told us about the life of Jesus Christ.
2)"Jesus Christ, how stupid can you be?!" yelled the teacher at the student who couldn't read.
5.
An exclamation gemerally used to express anguish or dismay.
Jim: Some mo fo just keyed your ride dude !
Bob: JESUS CHRIST ! !
or
In poker your straight loses to a full house and you exclaim JESUS CHRIST ! !
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6.
Died on the cross for my sins so that I may be forgiven and gain the free gift of eternal life.
Billy: Mike, you *bleepin'* *bleep*, haven't seen you in 10 *bleepin'* years! How you been?
Mike: Well Billy, I'm actually a Christian now... and a pastor at that!
Billy: Well I'll be damned!
Mike: You don't have to Billy, Jesus Christ can save you!
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7.
The Son Of the Lord God who was sent to Earth to do the will of the Holy Father, who taught many important lessons now written down in the Bible. Unfortunately, the Romans had a hard time believing he was indeed the son of God and wrongly crucified him...
Big up to JC who is my one true homie. Respec', man.
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