What is Jesus Christ And A Half?


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Sometimes saying Jesus Christ just isn't enough...

Guy #1: Homie... you got a buck or two I can borrow?

Guy #2: Jesus Christ and a half, Carlo! How many times do I have to fucking tell you? I'm done lending you prostitute money.

See jesus christ, god dammit, money, euphemism, colloquialism


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