Jesus Christmas

What is Jesus Christmas?

1.

This combination of words refers to a moment in time when you are suddenly overwhelmed, hurt, in disbelief, or just plain in the Christmas spirit. It can replace several profane words to create a tasteful way of expressing your feelings.

"Jesus Christmas, Jeff just threw up all over that chick!!"

"I think I broke my pinky toe... Jesus Christmas!!"

"Jesus Christmas that's a big present under that there tree Uncle Bernard!!"

See jesus christ, holy crap, wtf, poop, dangit

2.

Jesus Christ for those hardcore catholics/christians who have NO BALLSand will not seriously take the lords name in vain

"Jesus Christmas i dropped my fone in the pool"

See amylee, evanescence, god, christmas, phone

3.

A jokingly and less offensive/disgraceful approach to using "Jesus Christ" as an interjection.

"Jesus Christmas! I think I just ripped mahpanties!"

See jesus christ, oh my god, oh my gosh, omg, wow
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