Jesus Condom

What is Jesus Condom?

1.

Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.

What!? You can't be pregnant again, I was wearing a Jesus Condom.

See jesus, condom, sex, pray, JMU

2.

a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that Jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all. it makes sense, trust me.

so, basically, sex without a condom.

Yeah, me and Janet hit it off with a jesus condom last night.

See contraception, rubber, sex, holy, asbo
68

Random Words:

Lenofire
1. Someone who beats everyone in everything that has to do with games. Lenofire just beat me in a duel. See hitler, Leetzorz..
Read more
Sleve
1. Articles of clothing that inhibit or prohibit whoring. Let us roll up our sleves and get to this whoring!..
Read more
Giggery
1. The process of playing gigs. (used when you are in a band) 1. Me and my band are bored and ready for some giggery. See giggery, gig, b..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free