Jesus Condom

What is Jesus Condom?

1.

Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.

What!? You can't be pregnant again, I was wearing a Jesus Condom.

See jesus, condom, sex, pray, JMU

2.

a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that Jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all. it makes sense, trust me.

so, basically, sex without a condom.

Yeah, me and Janet hit it off with a jesus condom last night.

See contraception, rubber, sex, holy, asbo
68

Random Words:

Lodofall
1. The act of rushing into a building with double doors and you mistakingly push the one which is always locked and either bang yourself ag..
Read more
Paulerrs
1. Crazy, red-headed person who likes random things like old 90's tv shows and emo prostitutes named Ginger Banger. Has also been call..
Read more
Nooblit
1. a nooblit is something like a noob, however, a nooblit or "noobling" is more innocent, less of an asshole, more of a newbie, a..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free