Jesus Condom

What is Jesus Condom?


1.

Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.

What!? You can't be pregnant again, I was wearing a Jesus Condom.

See jesus, condom, sex, pray, JMU

2.

a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that Jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all. it makes sense, trust me.

so, basically, sex without a condom.

Yeah, me and Janet hit it off with a jesus condom last night.

See contraception, rubber, sex, holy, asbo


68

Random Words:

1. (noun) The chub that folds over one's belt. Senor Muffintop, perhaps a larger shirt would prevent us being able to see your awesom..
1. Handling incoming data communication first and foremost, and distributing it instantly to the hard drive. Incoming information for a se..
1. A pedophile who uses puppets to lure in little children for his pleasure. Half jepedo of pedophile. Jepedo being the man from pinnochio...