Jesus Condom

What is Jesus Condom?

1.

Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.

What!? You can't be pregnant again, I was wearing a Jesus Condom.

See jesus, condom, sex, pray, JMU

2.

a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that Jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all. it makes sense, trust me.

so, basically, sex without a condom.

Yeah, me and Janet hit it off with a jesus condom last night.

See contraception, rubber, sex, holy, asbo
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