What is Jesus Condom?
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Having unprotected sex with your girlfriend or wife and praying to Jesus that you didn't get her pregnant.
What!? You can't be pregnant again, I was wearing a Jesus Condom.
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a term used for a nonexistent condom, derived from the fact that Jesus was a virgin and therefore would not have needed a condom at all. it makes sense, trust me.
so, basically, sex without a condom.
Yeah, me and Janet hit it off with a jesus condom last night.
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Random Words:
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To have a casual sexual encounter. Analogous to "Give her a portion" and "she'd do a turn"
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A cooler way of saying "Grossed out".
"I stepped in dog shit without any shoes! Im so sicked out!"
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