Jesus Cookie

What is Jesus Cookie?


1.

A euphamism for penis. The term is used in situations where regular terms may be blocked. Not to be confused with communion wafers.

I saw Bob rubbing his Jesus Cookie. It was hot.

See cock, wang, willie, member

2.

A killer band duo consisting of two men (guitar, drums) who met in Basking Ridge, New Jersey during their sophomore year of high school. Name derived from the fact that both have the same first and middle names ("Jason" and "Charles," respectively). Notable performances include the Ridge High School Battle of the Bands '05 and other varied basement shows and gatherings. Irreverently referred to as "Jason Cookie" by some groups cautious to use the name of Jesus.

Recognized Hits:

1. "Todd" - JCP/JCS

2. "Elmo" - JCP/JCS

3. "Potato" - JCP/JCS

"YO!! Jesus Cookie rocked so hard last night that my face melted and I had to get reconstructive plastic surgery to look somewhat normal again!"

See jesus, cookie, metallica, beatles, jason, jc, jcs, creed, tool, weed, blunt, blunts, bong, rock, roll, band, bands, grunge, rap, jay, z, paul, john, george, ringo, the doors, doors, basking, ridge, new, jersey, new jersey, the hills, hills, patriot, hill, drive, high, school, freshman, sophomore, junior, senior, crazy, insane, nuts, blazing, potato, todd, elmo, guitar, drums, bass, hard, sweet, and, sam, deutsch, sheldon, ed, singing, sing, emo, nas, marty, garage, basement, show, pills


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