Jesus Cracker

What is Jesus Cracker?

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The piece of bread given to you by some clergyman. If you drop it and step on it you'll go to hell because that's Jesus' body.

If you're in line to recieve the Eucharist and someone drops the Jesus Cracker and steps on it and someone/you start(s) laughing, Jesus will make you fall down the stairs and that's the first level of hell.

Be careful with the jesus cracker.

Laurah: Man. Ryan's going to satan!

Kidd: He offended the Jesus Cracker.

Laurah: Ayuh.

See jesus, cracker, hell, blasphemy, satan
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