Jesus Cracker

What is Jesus Cracker?

1.

The piece of bread given to you by some clergyman. If you drop it and step on it you'll go to hell because that's Jesus' body.

If you're in line to recieve the Eucharist and someone drops the Jesus Cracker and steps on it and someone/you start(s) laughing, Jesus will make you fall down the stairs and that's the first level of hell.

Be careful with the jesus cracker.

Laurah: Man. Ryan's going to satan!

Kidd: He offended the Jesus Cracker.

Laurah: Ayuh.

See jesus, cracker, hell, blasphemy, satan
1

Random Words:

Geezer Gamer
1. A graduate of the days of pong, pac man, and space invaders. A gamer in their thirties and above who plays for fun and the glory of the ..
Read more
Vaginal Apple Cider
1. When you get down with your girl and squeeze the juice from apples onto her body to lick it off, but some goes into her pussy and tays t..
Read more
Feeming-fendel
1. Someone who gives themselves a 'Dutch Oven' repeatedly until reaching climax. Bob was forever banned from the dating website ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free