Jesus Crackers

What is Jesus Crackers?

A saying to be used to replace "Jesus Christ!" Often used throughout gaming and when one is surprised.

Guy1: Boo!

Guy2: Jesus Crackers! you scared me!

See jesus, crackers, christ, omg

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