Jesus Crap

What is Jesus Crap?


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What comes out when you try to say "Jesus Christ" and "holy crap" at the same time. Will generally come across as either humorous or bizarre to any listeners, unless they are devoutly Christian, in which case they may likely be offended.

Did you hear? The gas station down the road exploded!

Jesus crap!

...What?

See jesus, christ, crap, shit, sweet jesus, jesus christ


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