What is Jesus Crap!?
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1. A corruption of the phrase "
2. An exclamation usually used after one had been 
3. Said after an incredible event/an event thought to never occur.
"Jesus crap!" may be used in the same manner as 
"Dude, Golden Corral burnt down yesterday."
"Jesus crap!"
"Jesus crap! They got friggin' owned!"
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