Jesus Crispy

What is Jesus Crispy?


1.

N. Meant as a derogatory description of fundamentalist Christians espousing "flakey" doctrine. Derived from cereal references. Rice Crispies, Rice Flakes etc.

"I wish that Jesus Crispy would stop trying to convert me."

See fundies, crispies

2.

1) n. a religious automaton

2) n. a dogma spewing host of one of any potent viral meme complexes, for example, organized religion, political affiliation, or scientific paradigm.

John Ashcroft was annoitied with Crisco oil after he was appointed Attorney General. Dear God, now we have a Jesus crispy setting public policy. "Let the Eagle Soar" and the end come soon.

3.

1.) n. Someone who has heard so much Jesus talk in their life their brain has fried.

2.) n. A hardcore member of the largest bloodiest gang ever to roam the Earth. Easily identifiable by the presence of either or both of to gang signs, the Jesus Fish, or the Holy Cross.

1.) Hey did you watch Borat? Man their were some Jesus Crispies on that movie.

2.) Person 1. Dude, please tell me you didnt give that guy the finger, he has a Jesus Fish on his car!!

Person 2. What!! a Jesus crispy, oh shit here he comes, Im sorry man, I didnt see the fish.

See jesus, crispy, gang, pineapple


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