Jesus Diet

What is Jesus Diet?

When you only eat when jesus stells you........

Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"

Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"

Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"

The Jesus Diet!!!!!

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New Jersey Submarine

1. When you go to take a dump, and it is so lengthy that it bottoms out in the toilet bowl, so you must lift yourself up off the toilet se..

Verector

1. when a woman gets an erection oh my god Annece that Nathan kid just gave me the biggest verector. I think im going to go to the bathroo..

Jewjifruit

1. Noun; A homosexual person of the jewish faith. "wow that rabbi's purple robe makes me wonder if hes really a jewjifruit."..

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