Jesus Diet

What is Jesus Diet?

When you only eat when jesus stells you........

Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"

Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"

Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"

The Jesus Diet!!!!!

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Optical Rectalitis

1. from>latin: poopusinvisionus; human affliction stemming from repeated berating, egodeflation, ex-wives, parade-precipitation, and con..

Lpos

1. (pronounced el-poss) (v) acronym for Lazy Peice Of Shit; to sit/lay around and do absolutely nothing of significance or value. "H..

Liberated Bush Beetle

1. 1. most commonly a Bush Beetle that has escaped from its natural bush habitat and relocated itself in the scalp area of a sexual partner..

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