Jesus Diet

What is Jesus Diet?

When you only eat when jesus stells you........

Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"

Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"

Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"

The Jesus Diet!!!!!

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Phowl

1. A person who can sweet talk a woman into talking dirty in less than 24 hours. Also lives very dangerously and is a badass. He got that ..

Danford

1. a beastly nick name, usually given to kids named Daniel and or Dan. Danfords are always up to something fun, have hot girlfriends and gi..

Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, F*ck It

1. epithet voiced by Britney in a break at the courthouse after being asked by a reporter how everything was going in regards to her custod..

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