Jesus Diet

What is Jesus Diet?

When you only eat when jesus stells you........

Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"

Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"

Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"

The Jesus Diet!!!!!

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Highway Eyes

1. Sexy ass eyes duh!! Those highway eyes are driving me crazy, i wanna fuck you now!!! See highway, eyes, sexy, way..

Humanophilia

1. A psychological disorder in which a non-human lifeform experiences a sexual preference for humans. My dog Rex won't stop humping y..

Zigorous

1. The feeling of anything good, when "Amazing" just doesn't cut it.. when "Perfect" is not even close!! Person 1..

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