Jesus Diet

What is Jesus Diet?

When you only eat when jesus stells you........

Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"

Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"

Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"

The Jesus Diet!!!!!

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Iceblock

1. Having (or nearly having) a sexual escapade interrupted by intrusion (physical or otherwise) by one of one's geeky internet friends..

Zoolix

1. A bear-like creature that squeaks like a gerbil and sports knotted, untamed hair. This sort of being is by no means uncouth, but rather..

Nsr

1. Non-Sexual Relationship- essentially when you are just looking for someone to kiss or cuddle with. ie. Craigslist ad: "Looking for..

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