Jesus Diet

What is Jesus Diet?

When you only eat when jesus stells you........

Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"

Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"

Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"

The Jesus Diet!!!!!

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Victicrat

1. somebody that believes themself to be a victim in every situation such that they just stop trying. that person won't stop wasting ..

Unconcious Fat Transference

1. the process by which when you break up with someone, they lose 15 pounds while you gain 15 pounds Him: Hey, I've been working out ..

Velvet Glove

1. n. Masturbating with a well lubed hand of a passed out girl. Ever since Petey donned the velvet glove for the first time, his life has ..

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