Jesus Diet

What is Jesus Diet?

When you only eat when jesus stells you........

Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"

Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"

Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"

The Jesus Diet!!!!!

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Drucked

1. "Drucked" - Noun - from the stoned (Ja) "m" (es) - Drunk/Fucked-Drugged. 1) When Nyquill has been administered in sl..

Midnightmare

1. A nightmare that you wake up from at Midnight. If you've ever had a Midnightmare, you know how creepy it is. See midnight, nightm..

Ass Squeegee

1. Using your finger to wipe your ass after taking a shit. Usually when there's no toilet paper. Dude! The bathroom is out of toilet..

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