Jesus Diet

What is Jesus Diet?

When you only eat when jesus stells you........

Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"

Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"

Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"

The Jesus Diet!!!!!

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[hobo]

1. 1) someone/friend who keeps on clinging on to you when s/he needs something. Especially food/money. And when you have nothing to give he..

Zylfwad

1. A name used to replace any noun or pronoun when you can't think of what word you want to say. The car is so zylfwad. What's ..

W.a.m.f.

1. Abbreviation for White Ass Mother Fucker That kid is a W.A.M.F. fakin' it with his grillz! See white, ass, mother, fucker..

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