Jesus Diet

What is Jesus Diet?

When you only eat when jesus stells you........

Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"

Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"

Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"

The Jesus Diet!!!!!

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Lay A Pipe

1. taking a dump, roping a growler,dropping the children off at the pool, pinching a loaf, faxing the president, building the hershey highw..

Floormat

1. a dickhead, who has no friends, curly hair, and is a major nerd "hey, check out that floormat, what a knob' See dork, fag, n..

There's A German In Your Computer

1. When your PC crashes, and you don't know why. Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up? Phil: There's a German in your co..

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