Jesus Diet

What is Jesus Diet?

When you only eat when jesus stells you........

Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"

Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"

Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"

The Jesus Diet!!!!!

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Plantoleum

1. Plantoleum is a noun derived from combining the Latin words "planta" (plant) and "oleum" (oil). Thus, this is a wor..

Jagging The Dog

1. Wasting time, goofing off or loafing. I can't get my kids ready to go to school in the morning. They are always off jagging the d..

Zomfgg

1. its a biggggg exaggeration of zomg, omg, omfg and omfgg which simply stands for "ZOH MI FREAKING GAY GOD" followed by a ..

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