Jesus Diet

What is Jesus Diet?

When you only eat when jesus stells you........

Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"

Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"

Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"

The Jesus Diet!!!!!

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Zute Tube

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Cleptopheliac

1. a person whos symptoms include fucking stolen merchandise usually car amps obsessed with stolen things , uncle alex is a recovering cl..

Youtool

1. Someone who is addicted to "YouTube" John is such a youtool, he has started quoting examples from youtube.. See youtube, too..

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