Jesus Diet

What is Jesus Diet?

When you only eat when jesus stells you........

Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"

Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"

Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"

The Jesus Diet!!!!!

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Gecko Tail

1. The thin part of a turd, resembling a gecko's tail, that forms because of an abrupt contraction of the sphincter (usually induc..

Spoon Me

1. To engage in the act of Spooning One says to their partner, 'Spoon me'. Phrase is often used during winter nights. See spoon..

Zome!

1. A verbal way to express extreme surprise. Short for Zee-Oh-Em-Gee(ZOMG), which is short for "Z'Oh My God!", which itself ..

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