Jesus Diet

What is Jesus Diet?

When you only eat when jesus stells you........

Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"

Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"

Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"

The Jesus Diet!!!!!

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Clumpture

1. 1) A group of the same or similar elements gathered or occurring closely together; a bunch. 2) A word which instigates ridicule by frie..

Valentinesdaysis

1. The state of replacing a crappy Valentine who turned you down with an even better person or sibling. Best for when inviting a sister to ..

Fufuberry

1. a pansy ass drink (alcoholic)that only girls should drink. Dude i saw Rebecca share her fufuberry smirnoff ice with John. See bitch, f..

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