Jesus Diet

What is Jesus Diet?

When you only eat when jesus stells you........

Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"

Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"

Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"

The Jesus Diet!!!!!

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Miata Lips

1. how a girl fashions her lips to look like a mans... to seduce bi-sexual Miata owners. (Richard Simmons) Hey look; she's giving Br..

Rombies

1. Simply, the resident evil zombies. Guy 1: Quick, search the place! Guy 2: Ahh! Rombies!! RUN! See resident, evil, zombies, brains, re..

Ungrateful Llama

1. A sexual act where a man ejaculates into their lover's mouth, and has it spit back upon them. It was good, until s/he pulled an un..

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