Jesus Diet

What is Jesus Diet?

When you only eat when jesus stells you........

Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"

Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"

Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"

The Jesus Diet!!!!!

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Suged

1. To get your ass beat, especially if you're big in size Person#1: Yo whats up what happened at the party last night? I Heard There ..

Felch-bait

1. One who desires to be felched. (eg. Yes! Yes! Cum in my ass!....Now suck it out, bitch!) Bryant Gumble. What a flech bait...

Javab

1. (N.) when you have a hot girl in your bed and begin to feel horny.. you then turn away from her and start jacking off..? FucK! i had to..

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