Jesus Diet

What is Jesus Diet?

When you only eat when jesus stells you........

Person 1: "Oh God Please Help Me"

Jesus: "Do Not Eat Until I Tell You"

Person 1: "Oh Thank you Jesus"

The Jesus Diet!!!!!

See q, e, w, r, g

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Myki'd

1. To get completely fucked over in every way possible I heard he got caught hustlin air nigga, he got myki'd See fucked over..

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