Jesus Dump

What is Jesus Dump?

Same as Jesus Shit; Any bowel movement resulting in no need to clean or wipe

(Sees clean toilet paper after wipe)

"Wow, so this is how Jesus made it without TP (Toilet Paper)"

"I love a good ol Jesus Dump"

See jesus, dump, shit, crap, poo

Strangulate

1. to place hands around the neck and squeeze, and then hold. similar to strangling, but strangulating is what real hard-asses and gangster..

Umflump

1. to beat another maliciously with one's genitals Jack just umpflumped John and now hes at the hospital..

Zaffoness

1. someone who isn't a total zaffo but has some symptom of being one "Your zaffoness scares me." See Emily..

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