Jesus Early

What is Jesus Early?

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A time when it is so early that Jesus Christ would not be fully rested after sleeping.

See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

I had to get up Jesus Early for work the other day. I mean, I fell asleep and didn't even awake when my face landed in the deep frier. Someone had to pull me out.
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