What is Jesus Early?
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A time when it is so early that Jesus Christ would not be fully rested after sleeping.
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I had to get up Jesus Early for work the other day. I mean, I fell asleep and didn't even awake when my face landed in the deep frier. Someone had to pull me out.
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Having multiple, shitty orgasms. The orgasmathon includes multiple armpit farts and a hairy butt.
"Last nights sex was so bad, I h..
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the act of a primate raping a human (probably niggers).
Johnny: Did you hear how AIDS started?
P.J.: Yeah, I know man, black rape.
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A sporty dyke. Need I say more?
"Yeah, that strike dyke is on the volleyball, soccer, AND basketball team, and she hits on ALL of ..
