Jesus Eyes

What is Jesus Eyes?


1.

1) Eyes that are slightly glazed over and wide.

-Enlarged pupils but not red

-Could be mistaken as being on drugs.

-Usually associated with a blinding white smile.

2) Judgmental tolerance; superficial

-Tend to be flight attendants, members of choir groups and owner's of craft-stores.

-Support Prop 8, wear pearls and look like Stepford Wives.

Is she stoned or is she so fake that she has Jesus Eyes?

See concern, jesus, stoned, judgement, bitch

2.

1) Eyes that are slightly glazed over and wide.

-Enlarged pupils but not red

-Could be mistaken as being on drugs.

-Usually associated with a blinding white smile.

2) Judgmental tolerance; superficial

-Tend to be flight attendants, members of choir groups and owner's of craft-stores.

-Support Prop 8, wear pearls and look like Stepford Wives.

Is she stoned or is she so fake that she has Jesus Eyes?

See concern, jesus, stoned, judgement, bitch

3.

What you see when you sniff sharpie markers (As per Dane Cook)

But the black one always smelt like an asshole didn't it ... I can't stop guys, I can't. I just saw Jesus eyes! The marker showed me Jesus Eyes!

See jesus, eyes, god, sharpie


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