What is Jesus Fries?
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When a person shits in the toilet, and the shit pieces float (or fall) together to make a cross, which the shitter than proceeds to worship. Or, if they do not believe in Christianity or God, they curse their shit pieces and proceed to claim their own one true prophet See Mormon Fries.
And behold, there in the water, was the one true magic, the very source of my worship...
Jesus Fries?
You're goddamn right, Jesus Fries, baby!
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