Jesus Fucking Mary Doggystyle Christ

What is Jesus Fucking Mary Doggystyle Christ?

1.

1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language.

2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.

Situation 1:

Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.

Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!

Situation 2:

Johnny: Sooooo...

Mike: hmm....

Chris: yeah...

Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!

Johnny: wtfhappened?

Mike: oh my stars

Chris: lollerpops

See blasphemy, outraged, wtf, wth, what the fuck, what the hell

39

Random Words:

Zeegor

1. The act of receiving fellatio while getting punched in the kidney for the sake of eliciting a blood filled ejaculate. Wang Dang gave th..

Lmaopmp

1. Laughing my ass off peeing my pants. See lmao John: Omg I just fell off my chair! Dave: Lmaopmp! See lmao, omg, rofl, pmp, laughing..

M1a1

1. Tank, Full-Tracked, 120mm M1A1. The M1A1 Abrams is by far the workhorse of the United States Army's Armored Force. All tanks used..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free