What is Jesus Fucking Mary Doggystyle Christ?
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1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language.
2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.
Situation 1:
Somone busts into a room with an
AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.
Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!
Situation 2:
Johnny: Sooooo...
Mike: hmm....
Chris: yeah...
Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!
Johnny:
wtf happened?
Mike:
oh my stars
Chris: lollerpops
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A small, skinny, attractive girl who you could wear on your back, and then swing her around front in order to have sex with her at will...