Jesus Fucking Mary Doggystyle Christ

What is Jesus Fucking Mary Doggystyle Christ?

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1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language.

2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.

Situation 1:

Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.

Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!

Situation 2:

Johnny: Sooooo...

Mike: hmm....

Chris: yeah...

Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!

Johnny: wtfhappened?

Mike: oh my stars

Chris: lollerpops

See blasphemy, outraged, wtf, wth, what the fuck, what the hell

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