Jesus H Christ

What is Jesus H Christ?


1.

an expression of surprised digust. The H probably stands for "Holy."

"Jesus H. Sufferin' Christ."

See Valda

2.

name; Jesus Henry Christ. The illegitimate son of Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene and the grandson of god. Today used as an expression of amazement or excitement which has carried over from his lifetime. When Mary would introduce his as Jesus H Christ, people would reapeat it in disbelief.

Mary: Hey luke, have you met my son, and the grandson of god, Jesus H Christ?

Luke: Jesus H Christ! Praise your Grandpa! Are you here to die for our sins like your old man? Hey what does the H stand for?

Jesus H Christ: Henry

Luke: Jesus H Christ! Turn some water to wine! Let's party!

Jesus H Christ: hallelujah! Your prayers have been heard! Bring out the water!

Mary: Jesus H Christ! You'r to young to drink.

Jesus H Christ: My Grandpa damn you!

Luke: Jesus H Christ!, you said it.

and so on

3.

Owns the taco stand down the street. He would like people to stop asking him to cure their blindness. Even though his named is spelled the same as Jesus Son of God it pronounced hay-zoos. His middle inital is Hector. His father owns a garage and his mother is a nurse. He has two younger brothers.

jesus h christ make the best tacos, but he still wont cure my blindness

See jesus, tacos, hector, nurse

4.

What you can say when you are extremely disgusted, shocked, suprised, etc.

Jesus H Christ, that fart smells like rotten ass.

See fart, jesus, shit, foul, ripe, awful, stink, sick


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