What is Jesus Hair?
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An incredibly long, dense, black hair that sprouts seemingly overnight. Tough like a pube, but if you had a full coat of them, they would be suave and stylish, like the beard of Jesus.
You are standing in front of the mirror, low and behold, your nip now bears a 2 inch long Jesus Hair!
"Bro! Like I totally shaved this morning, and look at that (pointing to neck), fucking trounced up on me like a mongoose! Fuckin rising from nothing and shit... Shiiit..."
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To be ejected/thrown out of an establishment by being pickeed up by the back of your collar and the back of your trousers and tossed out..
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Another means of describing the 'brown star'. Taken from the anus' likeness to the aforementioned rusty bullethole.
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