What is Jesus Hair?
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An incredibly long, dense, black hair that sprouts seemingly overnight. Tough like a pube, but if you had a full coat of them, they would be suave and stylish, like the beard of Jesus.
You are standing in front of the mirror, low and behold, your nip now bears a 2 inch long Jesus Hair!
"Bro! Like I totally shaved this morning, and look at that (pointing to neck), fucking trounced up on me like a mongoose! Fuckin rising from nothing and shit... Shiiit..."
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the invluntary action of screaming at every blade of grass you see. also, a fun game to play in the car with your parents or friends.
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The drive to study for tests and quizzes in college so that you can work quickly and leave the testing site as quickly as possible.
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