What is Jesus Hair?
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An incredibly long, dense, black hair that sprouts seemingly overnight. Tough like a pube, but if you had a full coat of them, they would be suave and stylish, like the beard of Jesus.
You are standing in front of the mirror, low and behold, your nip now bears a 2 inch long Jesus Hair!
"Bro! Like I totally shaved this morning, and look at that (pointing to neck), fucking trounced up on me like a mongoose! Fuckin rising from nothing and shit... Shiiit..."
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Adjective used in place of a more crude phrase. Derives from Fat Bastard.
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claiming to retire, with every intention of coming out of retirement.
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The act of typing on a cellphone or other mobile device. Involves typing with the very tips of your thumbs, slowly, carefully, and meth..
