What is Jesus Hair?
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An incredibly long, dense, black hair that sprouts seemingly overnight. Tough like a pube, but if you had a full coat of them, they would be suave and stylish, like the beard of Jesus.
You are standing in front of the mirror, low and behold, your nip now bears a 2 inch long Jesus Hair!
"Bro! Like I totally shaved this morning, and look at that (pointing to neck), fucking trounced up on me like a mongoose! Fuckin rising from nothing and shit... Shiiit..."
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A town in Eastern Oregon that's possibly the origin of of all sin. It's certainly hot like hell is.
"I passed through On..
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used to describe how a fulgy girl got fugly
looks like she ate a big bowl of what the fuck for breakfast.
See bowl, ugly, fuck, fugly,..
