Jesus Hammond

What is Jesus Hammond?


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a modern take on the apocryphal ' jesus christ'. jesus hammond has its roots in the playstation gaming culture of the noughties. use as a non swearing, non elitist statement of frustration.

character one. "what keys? i aint got no keys".

character two.(frustrated) "jesus hammond".

See jesus christ, sugar, damn, christ, bloody hell


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