What is Jesus Hammond?
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a modern take on the apocryphal ' jesus christ'. jesus hammond has its roots in the playstation gaming culture of the noughties. use as a non swearing, non elitist statement of frustration.
character one. "what keys? i aint got no keys".
character two.(frustrated) "jesus hammond".
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Stuff a piece of frozen chocolate cake in the ass like a dildo then thaw it and eat it covered in butt drool.
That girl I gave the Gerb..
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to suck my dick
"I don't want to go shopping bitch, get over here and drozzle my nozzle!"-A Black Male
"Ok make it..