What is Jesus Handles?
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The handles on your car used for
a) hanging dry cleaning
b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.
They are more commonly known as
Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.
Random Words:
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noun-Contagious condition. Common among pre-teen girls, where they try to emulate untalented, conceited, phony, prefabricated TV star.
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a man known for flaunting his man-sausage to random strangers on the internet for nothing other than attention.
holy shit it's elp..
