Jesus Handles

What is Jesus Handles?

The handles on your car used for

a) hanging dry cleaning

b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.

They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.

Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.

Eye Sex

1. The act of two people staring at each other in such a lustful way they might as well be doing it. "You so had eye sex with him!&qu..

Kyouteki

1. A company started up in competition with an already established business within a certain scene. Proprietor of said new company often wi..

Maryisms Mary-isms

1. Effeminant gestures, expressions and manners of speech gay men exhibit, usually in the company of other gay close friends, also referre..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Jesus Handles Edit Meaning