What is Jesus Handles?
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The handles on your car used for
a) hanging dry cleaning
b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.
They are more commonly known as
Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.
Random Words:
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The simple act of intercourse. A great code word that can be used in front of parents, children, and old people or in public places.
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immaculate infection getting an STD while swearing you are a virgin, never having sex before.
I must have got that herpes from a toilet..
