Jesus Handles

What is Jesus Handles?

The handles on your car used for

a) hanging dry cleaning

b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.

They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.

Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.

W2ggw

1. Went to go get water. Used in Instant Messaging. (esp. AIM, MSN, Yahoo, IW) wtggw, so ill brb -or- wtggw.. and solving the h20 crisise!..

Oldaphile

1. A kid/young adult who is legit into old people. Sexually. They want old wrinkly cock/vag/other. Linda Horner really wanted to get with ..

Cumatose

1. A person in a severe state of exhaustion after a lengthy sexual encounter. People in a cumatose state will typically lay very still and..

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