Jesus Handles

What is Jesus Handles?

The handles on your car used for

a) hanging dry cleaning

b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.

They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.

Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.

Extradential

1. Adj. Special, Outrageous Or Awesome Ie: Its nothing Extradential..

Youuuuuu

1. a term used by retarded people " watch me youuuuuu " solja boy. See retarded, special needs, solja, boy, rappers, hotmeat..

Schumaker

1. a penis in a vagina .. i love schumakers... Schumakers are awsome Bitch i watched some schumakers last night See gretchen, love, kis..

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