Jesus Himself

What is Jesus Himself?

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A fucking amazing internet celebrity, A self centered fuck with a mohawk thats growing constantly,Most people think he is a fag, but he fucks more bitches than you can count.

Everyone Loves him but his haters, Everyone wants to BE him. He has a really big dick.

"Aaron Long Is Jesus Himself!"

"I wish I was Jesus himself"

"He tried to cut his hair like Jesus Himself, But it totally didnt work"

See jesus, messiah, christ, electro, buddha

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