Jesus Horse

What is Jesus Horse?


1.

A dinosaur. The term is used sarcastically to mock young earth creationists and their ludicrous assertion that dinosaurs coexisted with humans.

"Oh yeah? Well how do you explain the dinosaurs? What were they Jesus horses?"

2.

A Jesushead's dinosaur since they actually think dinosaurs existed in Jesus' time despite mountains of evidence and fossil records to the contrary. These young earth creationists also think God created the universe 6000 years ago and put Man and Jesus Horses on the Earth to coexist

non-jesushead: Yo let's go hit up the Raptors game

jesushead: You mean the Toronto Jesus Horses?

non-jesushead: I hate you

See jesus, creationist, barney

3.

the compromise for someone who doesn't believe in evolution; if the person who doesn't believe in evolution believes in evolution, the other kids who do must call dinosaurs jesus horses

tommy: stephen, if you start to believe in evolution, we will compromise; we will start calling dinosaurs jesus horses.

See dinosaur, evolution, jesus, horse, compromise


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