What is Jesus In A Box?
1.
A tabernacle, which contains the concecrated bread, and likewise "body," of Jesus Christ.
The priest went to the Jesus In A Box to get me my Holy Cracker.
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2.
(n.) an immigrant most likely of latino or hispanic origin, who arrived in the United States secretively. Jesus, is actually pronounced "hey seuss" in this case.
Juan said to put Jesus in a box to get him past border patrol.
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