Jesus Is An Astronaut

What is Jesus Is An Astronaut?

1.

The act of ruining a deep, intellectual conversation with a random statement.

Scott: ... And that is why life is so confusing

Dean: Jesus is an Astronaut

Scott: Wait what?

See jesus, astronaut, god, random

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