What is Jesus Juice?
1.
Wine served in a Diet Coke can, with the purpose of getting a thirteen year old drunk enough to shag a pale freak with a funny nose.
"shut up and drink your jesus juice it will make my pop-god spunk taste better"
2.
The drink, served in a Diet Coke can used to get young boys drunk, as so that they can have sex with
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3.
An alcoholic beverage served to minors in a coke can, so it doesn't look as harmful as it is. A few sips are meant to make you drunk enough to do Michael Jackson or any other ugly freak. Ask Gavin Arvizo.
It is also a word I can assure you will become the newest thing to say.
"Here Gav, why don't you try some of my Jesus Juice - it'll take you to happy places"
"No thanks Mike, last time I did that, my ass felt totally ripped the next morning..."
"Dude, that 5"9 blonde with the DD's is totally mine"
"She'll never get with you - you're a midget with three nipples!"
"Oh, but I'll server her some of this here jesus juice.. that should do the trick"
4.
Wine, or if pronounced "hay-sus juice" Tequila.
Dude, Michael Jackson said he was gonna bring some Jesus Juice for us fags down here at the daycare.
5.
Jesus Juice is cheap Merlot + Coke can or white wine.
"Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this" -- Eminem (Ass Like That)
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6.
What Michael Jackson gives to small children at Neverland Ranch
don't be ignorant kids, have some Jesus Juice
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7.
When not referring to Michael Jackson's date rape drug of choice, Jesus Juice (or Purple Jesus Juice) is a highly alcoholic combination of grain alcohol, Sprite, orange juice, and grape juice, mixed until delicious.
"Doug is bringing down that magenta Lord tonight."
"Wat?"
"Purple Jesus Juice, nukka. I'MA GRIP N SIP!"
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JJ or Jesus juice refers to the drink made by Arizona Tea called Arnold Palmer. Its so good, we simply just call it Jesus Juice.
Crissy: What is this? (Picking up a can of Arnold from the fridge.)
Alissa: Oh, thats Jesus Juice (JJ) the best damn tea you'll ever taste.
Crissy: The can says Arnold Palmer, why do you call it JJ?
Alissa: It's tea sent from the almighty jesus himself, down from the heavens.
Crissy: (Drinks from the can.) This is pretty good.
Alissa: Yeah, (Shrugging shoulders.) I'm pretty sure they drank it at the last supper, or the three shepherds were each drinking a can when he was born.
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