What is Jesus Junkie?
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An old school God-fearing person on crack. A person who gets so hopped up on church sermons that they reject anything that doesn't pay tribute to God in some way.
This person may pretend to know everything about something because they go to church.
Telltale signs: Pre-set Gospel radio, going to church more than twice a week, judging something/someone based purely on outward appearance.
"Oh my God, did you see the new Star Trek?"
"No, my friggin' mom said it's too evil."
"Evil?"
"Yeah, it's a good indication she's a real Jesus Junkie."
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When someone with a boyfriend/girlfriend wants phone sex from someone not their boyfriend/girlfriend
Friend: I'm not even his girl..
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The band in which Stevie Ray Vaughanplayed. Quite possibly the best blues band in history.
Wow, I just bought the DVD of Double Trouble..
