Jesus Junkie

What is Jesus Junkie?


1.

An old school God-fearing person on crack. A person who gets so hopped up on church sermons that they reject anything that doesn't pay tribute to God in some way.

This person may pretend to know everything about something because they go to church.

Telltale signs: Pre-set Gospel radio, going to church more than twice a week, judging something/someone based purely on outward appearance.

"Oh my God, did you see the new Star Trek?"

"No, my friggin' mom said it's too evil."

"Evil?"

"Yeah, it's a good indication she's a real Jesus Junkie."

See jesus, junkie, church, gospel, crack


10

Random Words:

1. The accepted definition of the "Google Boy" (or girl), is an individual obsessed with searching links on the internet to pass ..
1. Crazy happiness! Insane joy. Something that is awesome that doesn't happen very often. Billys grade went from a D- to an A-! W00ti..
1. caffeine obtained from coffee This morning, I brewed some java to get a coffeine rush. See coffee, java, caffiene, morning, wake up..