Jesus Lizard

What is Jesus Lizard?


1.

A lizard that can run across the water at sub-sonic speeds.

Dude: "Jesus Christ, what was that?!"

Mang: "Jesus Lizard, Dude."

2.

Jesus Lizard is a kick ass rock band. Grunge rulez!

The Jesus Lizard strikes again

See erik

3.

Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.

I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.


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