Jesus Lizard

What is Jesus Lizard?

A lizard that can run across the water at sub-sonic speeds.

Dude: "Jesus Christ, what was that?!"

Mang: "Jesus Lizard, Dude."

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The Jesus Lizard strikes again

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Short for the Jesus-Christo Lizard a small lizard that can run on It's hind legs and across water. Also called the Basilisk.

I would realy be exited if I got a picture of a Jesus Lizard.

Couch Day

1. The day of hell after a particularly heavy night of drinking. The resulting hangover is so bad that you are forced to stay on your couch..

Ilym

1. ilym= i love you more ilyt= i love you too ily= i love you grl: ily= i love you boy: ilyt= i love you to grl: ilym= i love you mor..

The Surgical

1. Perfomed when there is a massive floater in the toilet and you really need to take a 'slash'. Involves wearing your coat back ..

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