Jesus Monkey

What is Jesus Monkey?

An expression that basically shows extreme shock or frustration, combination of Jesus and monkey

"That guy just ran his car into a tree"

"Jesus Monkey!"

"I can't write this whole essay in one night... Jesus Monkey..."

See jesus, monkey, frustration, shock, wow, crazy

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