Jesus Pimp

What is Jesus Pimp?

One who perverts the good intention of Jesus Christs message for personal, political and/or social gain.

Benny Hinn is a Jesus pimp.

Bob Jones is a Jesus pimp.

See evangelical, Harland Sanders

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1. The act of ejaculating over the body of a female on a saturday night, then stripping her of her clothes, cash, and phone, and finally th..

Jambolaya

1. It's when your friends are drunk and you are able to position them in sexually compromising positions. They were so wasted last ni..

Eyeservice

1. When an employee pretends to be working hard only when his boss is watching. Basically, he starts working only when the boss comes walki..

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