Jesus Pimp

What is Jesus Pimp?


1.

One who perverts the good intention of Jesus Christs message for personal, political and/or social gain.

Benny Hinn is a Jesus pimp.

Bob Jones is a Jesus pimp.

See evangelical, Harland Sanders


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